Open Letters to Our Pets

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slvrwhispr
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Open Letters to Our Pets

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Dear Izzy,

I know that when I'm on my hands and feet with my back arched, that I look like a big jungle gym. I know that I cannot possibly make you understand the concept of yoga. But, for your own safety, please do not walk under me and tickle my armpits or stomach when I'm in Downward Facing Dog. I can barely hold myself up there as it is, and if I come crashing down on you, you're not going to like it.

Love,
Mom

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Add your letters to your darling pets! It's very... cathartic. :lol:
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Funny image SW. Not, you, but Izzy looking up at you from underneath..."What are you doing, ma, trying to stretch like me?)

Do all cats have funny lookin bums? Angel looks so funny from the back when she is racing around a corner...bigish butt, kinda bowed legs, goofy feet...I just have to laugh.
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That's funny! When I was doing exercises for my back on the floor, Biscotti (dog) would come up and nuzzle my neck and ears with her cold nose, then try to sit on top of me. I gave up and did them on the bed!
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Too funny!

Open letter to Foxy, Allie, and Dylan:
It is not necessary to bark, and bark, and bark when I come home. I know I'm there, so it is not necessary to announce me. People food is for people and dog food is for dogs. I don't eat your food and I'd appreciate if you let me eat mine in peace. We have a king-sized bed. I only take up a small piece of it. You know which piece is mine. I am warm most of the time due to 'personal power surges' and I do not need you to pre-warm my sheets. And a special word to Dylan - they are MY socks. You do not need to get them out of my shoes, off the bed, from the chair, or from the laundry room to scatter all over the house. Daddy doesn't need you to do that with his socks either. Also, I'm very pleased that you taught yourself at a very young age to bark at the door to go out, however, I know that you do not need to go out every five minutes. And a special word to all of you: I don't know what I'd do without you!
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~ Josh Billings.
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