dog peeves, probably old but who cares:::

[davet]

Dog peeves

TOP 15 DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
>1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.>
>3. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
>>4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over >everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush >tastes a little like cat butt?)
>5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly >who's walk is this anyway?
>6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
>7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
>8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
>9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the truth, you're just jealous.>
>10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed I have fur?
>11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
>12. When you pick up the poop piles in the yard. Do you realize how far >behind schedule that puts me?
>13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
>14. The sleight of hand, fake a fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you bully.>

[k9Karen]

Yep - I think you or someone posted them before, but they're still funny. What happened to #2 and #15?

[davet]

dirty words????????or comments that might not pass censorship

[jason]

comments that might not pass censorship

thanks for taking the initiative on that davet.

[TheSkeptic]

Thanks for the laugh.