Anybody else this stupid?
Anybody else this stupid?
There I was sitting on the couch grading papers. Pat walks up on the coffee table and starts playing with something he knows he's not supposed to. I reached down for my handy squirt bottle that I keep next to the couch for just such an occassion. Pat, of course, is much faster than I am and makes it halfway across the room before I get my hand to it. So I pick up the water bottle, aim, and squeeze. The only problem with this is that I had been doing some cleaning earlier and had picked up and moved the bottle. Turns out that I turned it around. So when I squeezed the trigger, wasn't I surprised when the water hit me in the face! I swear I saw Pat gloating on the other side of the room...
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Re: Anybody else this stupid?
..........Traci
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Sorry- I had to laugh! Score 1 for Pat.
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Re: Anybody else this stupid?
LOL Traci, that smiley has never been more appropriate!!
Yeah, I've done it too... shhh, don't tell the cat...
Yeah, I've done it too... shhh, don't tell the cat...
Re: Anybody else this stupid?
LOL...guess I have to admit to doing that with puppies also! It's really not so stupid...could be worse!
Re: Anybody else this stupid?
Oh... yeah.... just the other day - or rather middle of the night! This darn Buster cat (a.k.a. Pinto) decides at 3 a.m. he wants to be the ONLY cat on Mama's bed and begans pestering Q... somehow in the dark I got the "b-mod bottle" cap turned around
I never had to use the b-mod on Q so got out of practice in the years after dear Xanth left us... Q, `Eowyn and I were a civilized little family haha... Seriously, here's something I found out by accident not long ago: DD and her DH had bought me a can of DustOff compressed air for the new Dell, and I'd bought a can too... so now keep one in each end of the apartment: works great.... and even if you should get it turned around, air is better than water!
But the cat still laughs, I know, even as he runs off - like with the water bottle, he thinks it's a game! So I ask the question, who is modifying whose behavior here?
I never had to use the b-mod on Q so got out of practice in the years after dear Xanth left us... Q, `Eowyn and I were a civilized little family haha... Seriously, here's something I found out by accident not long ago: DD and her DH had bought me a can of DustOff compressed air for the new Dell, and I'd bought a can too... so now keep one in each end of the apartment: works great.... and even if you should get it turned around, air is better than water!
But the cat still laughs, I know, even as he runs off - like with the water bottle, he thinks it's a game! So I ask the question, who is modifying whose behavior here?