DOGGY RESOLUTIONS
1. I MUST no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener or the refrigerator door.
2. Stop being fooled by barking dogs and ringing doorbells on the television and radio.
3. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is TOO much.
4. Jan. 1: Defeat the sock! Must defeat the sock! ....Jan. 2 - Dec. 31: Re-live victory over sock.
5. Wait until that pile of clothes that just came out of the dryer cools down before lying on it.
6. Re-smear nose prints on car and house windows immediately after they have been cleaned off.
7. Don't suddenly stand straight up when lying under the coffee table.
8. Always drink from the bathroom bowl and use water dish only for a splashing pool.
9. Whether indoors or outside, always head for the living room to look for a fresh section of carpet when about to throw up.
10. Always be the first one out of the car window to grab the bag of burgers from the McDonald's lady.
11. Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs and charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully onto this person.
12. Never resist the urge to roll in stinky stuff right after a bath.
13. I will absolutely NOT chase that stupid stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
14. I must try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
15. And NEXT Christmas: I must mind my tail when I'm near the tree; I must not rip open packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or that have my name on them; don't drink water from the container that holds the tree; and, for goodness sake, don't chew on the cord that runs from the hole in the wall to the tree.
DOGGY RESOLUTIONS
Re: DOGGY RESOLUTIONS
Cindy- that is so good...very doggie, for sure!