Ten things we did to celebrate your birthday:
1. Couldn't muster up sufficient birthday jingle if all nine lives depended on it!
2. We left some teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottle of Prozac. (probably better check your nyquil stash too)
3. We licked your birthday cake, then licked our paws clean, and washed them in the sink again and again and again.
4. We got you a new Garfield, but it laughed like Marmaduke so we shredded him.
5. We rode in your in your car and parked it at Wallyworld with the lights on.
6. We built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty "9-Lives" cans.
7. We made an attempt on the "First Cat", Sock's, life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster.
8. We put on our sunglasses and shot your big-screen TV with a .45
Magnum when it showed cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines.
9. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you'll find a pawn ticket for two kilos of catnip.
10. We spent all day in the litter box separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTI DEBBIE, WE LUV YOU !!
Luv, the innocents: Casper, Curry, Charlie, Cinder, Cody, Cotton, Cassidy, Cere, Colby and Cairo
