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[davet]

> The Cat.......
> >
> >
> > A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
> on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered
> their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
> >
> > They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
> arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat
> the had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
> >
> > They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to
> eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside
> to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
> >
> > The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
> explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's
> just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
> >
> > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
> long," he says, as they drive away.
> "Stupid b--ch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat
> hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
> keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a*s
> downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
> >
> > The cabdriver hit a parked car

[CynthiaR (Whitewolf)]

Oh...my. How shocking it is for a taxi driver to crashed into a parked car when this hubby was yelling using profanity regarding their kitty. LOL. Because the lady lied to the taxi driver that he was just saying "good-bye" to her mommy. And apparently, cab driver thought the husband was referring to her mother and not the cat and KA-BOOM goes the crash!!! Teeheee! Whooooops! Davet, where diddya get the funny story from? It sounds soooo goood.

I remembered my friend was waiting for her best buddy, apparently, she didn't know that her best buddy has an 8 months old kitten. She thought her best buddy has a roommate (kicked out for his silly, lazy attitude). And she was chasing the kitten in and around the house, after the kitten behaved, she was sweating and left the house. My friend thought she might be having some lovey-dovey in there because her best buddy was sweating.

They bickered and my friend got a ticket because of their sign langauges, she was weaving on the road, almost about to crashed into the waiting vehicle, happened to be a cop vehicle in front of 'em. OUCH!!! They bickered because her best buddy claimed she kicked him out and got a new kitten, but my friend thought she's still living with her "roommate." Boy! Talk about arguing in the vehicles can tend to crash into something or getting a ticket. Teeheee!