By Catfucius
"The enlightened male cat knows the best way to entice a female into his embrace is to sing. Songs yodeled under the full moon are especially favorable for romance. Normally other cats should be avoided, however, you will eventually desire romance in your life. After finding a suitable mate, romance is best accomplished outside, in the dark, under the human's bedroom window.
To ensure strong offspring, romance should occur according to fur color. White cats should romance in the winter; orange cats in the autumn; black cats in the spring, tabby cats in the summer. Calico cats may romance whenever they wish."
